Microbiology: The best part about microbiology is that you can tell and scare people by telling them about the things that live in their body. The bad part is when you fall in your dirt-and-gravel driveway and start to worry about which clostridium or bacillus bacteria you’ve now been infected by. Like Necrotizing Fasciitis, Tetanus, and Anthrax. Either way, there’s now a 100% chance in your mind you will wake up with your Patella bone exposed and a huge blood and tissue bubble on your leg.

Microbiology:

The best part about microbiology is that you can tell and scare people by telling them about the things that live in their body. The bad part is when you fall in your dirt-and-gravel driveway and start to worry about which clostridium or bacillus bacteria you’ve now been infected by. Like Necrotizing Fasciitis, Tetanus, and Anthrax. Either way, there’s now a 100% chance in your mind you will wake up with your Patella bone exposed and a huge blood and tissue bubble on your leg.

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Jennifer’s nails :) (Taken with instagram)
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ESSIE: Lapis Of Luxury
REVLON: 925 Gold Coin.
I’ve grown to love my hair, except for them bannnnnngs. 
wintertime-in-london:

Everyday
Blurpp, nails.
NEWSFLASH: I neeeeeeeeeeed to go here. 
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I wish I could move my forehead…

I wish I could move my forehead…

Anonymous asked: omfg @ tumblrtreats(.)com there goes the rest of my day lol Right, cool. NO.

Anonymous asked: omfg @ tumblrtreats(.)com there goes the rest of my day lol

Right, cool. NO.

“Today, I shall do my nails in a most extraordinary way. AKA-> Cheetah Print.”